"I know you want to give someone a lap dance but it's not going to be us."
A woman sipping cocktails with her girlfriends.

"If my tummy had a face it would be a sad one."
A very hungry teenager.

"He's coming to the age where we can't dress him up in girl's swim suits anymore."
A group of old friends at a Memorial Day weekend barbecue.

"He's so manly. He doesn't even wax his chest."
A teenage girl dishing to her friend about Hugh Jackman's status as PEOPLE's sexiest man alive.

"Stupid Farmers."
A fifteen year old's response to day light's saving time.