"I lost a twenty dollar bill last week. That could be an act of kindness."
A student contributing to a class discussion centered upon random acts of kindness.

"You need to start eating like you are an adult. You look like a disabled child."
A traditional mother trying to teacher her daughter the ways of the world.

"I'm on my period. Do you want me to make your hair redder?"
A friend's idea of how to dye hair without damaging it.

"I'm bedding now."
An outburst of an exhausted girl as she made a wise choice to catch some z's.

"Look at you, you're a boy. That's good."
An out of touch girl coming to the realization that her friend is indeed a member of the opposite sex.

"A bath is filled with broken dreams..."
A self loathing teenager's opinion on bubble baths.

"I think he is just a Renaissance dude, he is an interesting guy."

A women's description of a friend.

"For a while they stopped me, they pegged me as a drug dealer."

A man referring to the troubles a ponytail causes.

"Maybe she's a child molester."
A mother's response to scared children.

"Here's the thing... I've never been intimidated by you because I don't remember meeting you."
A defiant youngster.

"I know you want to give someone a lap dance but it's not going to be us."
A woman sipping cocktails with her girlfriends.

"If my tummy had a face it would be a sad one."
A very hungry teenager.

"He's coming to the age where we can't dress him up in girl's swim suits anymore."
A group of old friends at a Memorial Day weekend barbecue.

"He's so manly. He doesn't even wax his chest."
A teenage girl dishing to her friend about Hugh Jackman's status as PEOPLE's sexiest man alive.

"Stupid Farmers."
A fifteen year old's response to day light's saving time.