"I would pee on her if other people weren't here."

A sister expresses her extreme aggravation toward her SASSY sibling.

"It's okay to spit your gum onto the road, it keeps the street together."
A teenager attempting to justify her bad habits.

"Las Vegas is just one giant ash tray."
A girl walking through a casino.

"She could get lost in a closet."
A woman talking about her sister's lack of common sense when traveling.

"I better be careful, or I will be like a fish and go into a state of shock"

A young woman's thoughts on switching from a scalding jacuzzi to a nippy pool too suddenly.

"I lost a twenty dollar bill last week. That could be an act of kindness."
A student contributing to a class discussion centered upon random acts of kindness.

"You need to start eating like you are an adult. You look like a disabled child."
A traditional mother trying to teacher her daughter the ways of the world.

"I'm on my period. Do you want me to make your hair redder?"
A friend's idea of how to dye hair without damaging it.

"I'm bedding now."
An outburst of an exhausted girl as she made a wise choice to catch some z's.

"Look at you, you're a boy. That's good."
An out of touch girl coming to the realization that her friend is indeed a member of the opposite sex.

"A bath is filled with broken dreams..."
A self loathing teenager's opinion on bubble baths.

"I think he is just a Renaissance dude, he is an interesting guy."

A women's description of a friend.

"For a while they stopped me, they pegged me as a drug dealer."

A man referring to the troubles a ponytail causes.

"Maybe she's a child molester."
A mother's response to scared children.

"Here's the thing... I've never been intimidated by you because I don't remember meeting you."
A defiant youngster.